island style

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere,the
following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a
shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another
long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant
and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to
supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the
American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her
body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do;
the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how
sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected
her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with
her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't
raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
sort of foggy after the first few
liters of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the
English aren't having any fun.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.