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PostSubject: Blondes just make my day.   Fri May 11, 2007 8:32 am

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her

beautiful. She left a

note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of

milk

When the milkman read the note, he felt there

must be a mistake. He

thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So

he knocked on the door to

clarify the point.



The blonde came to the door and the milkman

said, "I found your note

asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did

you mean 2.5 gallons?" The

blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going

to fill my bathtub up with

milk and take a milk bath so I can look

young and beautiful again."



The milkman asked, "Do you want it

pasteurized?" The blonde said,

"No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face".
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