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Registration date : 2007-04-03

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PostSubject: hahaha   hahaha Icon_minitimeTue Apr 10, 2007 4:42 pm

An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

1 CHEESEBURGER: £1.50

2 CHICKEN SANDWICH: £2.50

3 HANDJOB: £10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the number 3?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger." lol!
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