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PostSubject: lol   lol Icon_minitimeWed Apr 11, 2007 12:09 pm

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"



WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!



I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
DENTIST.



I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.



SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
NAME H AD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.



COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??



UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS
BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO
HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ....OR COULD HE???



AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK
HIGH SCHOOL.



"YES, YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.



"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.



HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"



"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.



HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.



THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID SON-OF-A-BITCH
ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
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