A blonde heard that milk baths would make her
beautiful. She left a
note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of
When the milkman read the note, he felt there
must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So
he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman
said, "I found your note
asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did
you mean 2.5 gallons?" The
blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going
to fill my bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath so I can look
young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it
pasteurized?" The blonde said,
"No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face".